ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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