it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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