bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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