how do flat chested girls get laid?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
