he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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