No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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