She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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