I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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