Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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