You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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