Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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