There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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