I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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