i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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