I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
