I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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