so explain again why im purple
no
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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