guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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