she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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