I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
