what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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