I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Someone shattered a urinal.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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