Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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