Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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