Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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