so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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