no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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