It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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