you guys were way drunker than both of me
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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