the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
