yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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