It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
