I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
you will always have a special place in my vag
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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