i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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