I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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