Dual....:-)
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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