We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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