Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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