i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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