woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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