can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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