i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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