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(334): View more from Alabama

Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes

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(417): View more from Missouri

how was ur day?

(405): View more from Oklahoma

this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?

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(989): View more from Michigan

I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.

(1-989): View more from Michigan

You did this to yourself.

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(831): View more from California

She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.

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(813): View more from Florida

When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.

(727): View more from Florida

Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.

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