woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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