Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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