we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I am one with the molecules
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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