did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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