is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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