just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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