yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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