Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
She needs sedatives and a leash
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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