so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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