yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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